8/31/08 02:31 pm - I went to walmart last night...
And bought every plastic dummy bird they had. So i now have a room full of plastic dummy birds.
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Ok, this is how it is. Anyone on here that has played "Empire Earth" or would like to play "Empire Earth" needs to let me know. I know where you can get the game legally for free, like I did.
Reason being, is because on Saturday at 5 p.m. there is going to be a LAN game, or WW3 as I like to call it between me and 9 other people. It's a LAN game so its a private party. And there'll be a cash prize for the winning team. Here's how it'll look.
Axis:
1.Ryan -Germany
2.________-Japan
3.________-Italy
4.________-Ancient Greece
5.________-Babylon
Allies:
1.Jared -United States
2.Ben -United Kingdom
3.________-Russia
4.________-France
5.Dylan -China
I don't care who joins, but they need a fast connection and time, because these games will take awhile.
I need about $2500. I could sure use some help, it's going toward a good cause.
Boston is like God's gift to mankind. I know I've said this before, but Boston is the greatest band ever. EVER. Notice I said band, not singer, or group. If Boston came to phoenix, I'd blow all my cash and sit in the front row with all the groupie girls. And I'd even throw my panties on stage.
John Shaft is better than any superhero, ever. Here's how it would look for each superhero if he faced off against them:
Superman- Shaft would find kryptonite and convince Ben Beauford to cast them down to bullets and he'd mess Superman up with his pistol, game over.
Aquaman- Aquaman is a puss, so Shaft would just kick him in the head.
Batman- If you've ever seen a Shaft movie, you know that wherever Shaft aims, he hits. He'd shoot Batman in the hole in his mask, and Batman would either bleed to death, or Shaft would finish him off by kicking his mask off and putting a bullet in his eyeball.
Captain America- Shaft would wrestle away America's shield and shoot him multiple times.
The Green Lantern- Shaft would steal his ring and mess that fucker up.
The Punisher- Your kidding me right? The Punisher is a Shaft wanna-be. Shaft messes people up with a 6-shooter, the Punisher needs fucking shotguns and bazookas. Shaft is the man, he'd blast the Punisher in the face.
Shaft is the man, you know it.
DAMN STRAIGHT!
I found this game online I am declaring the greatest online game of all time. You take control of a country, and you control EVERY aspect. Finally! I can lay out my ideas in a nation! So far here is what I've implicated/accomplished:
-I've taken over 3 countries
-I'm killing off people after they reach age 60.
-I'm president for life
-No one enters or leaves
-Everyone ages 10-40 has to serve in the military
-There are no hospitals
-There are no schools
-I lead the world in Nuclear weapons
-I have the best economy
-I am currently teamed up with 4 other countries known as "The Axis Forces" and we're conquering the world.
This game is so awesome. And when I get pissed I can just test chemical weapons on my own people.
